The Ferris Bueller theory is totally bullshit, redux

So Jeff Roda of the Atlantic Wire has nothing good to write about, but is apparently in need of some of that sweet, sweet Atlantic cash, so he's dredged up the lame, pointless, nonsensical (and old!) theory" that Ferris Bueller is a figment of Cameron Frye's imagination. I dealt with this before. Tweet the link. The world needs to know.